Welcome to Meeting 42, where the laws of physics are mere suggestions!
Quantum Fluctuation Theory (QFT) is not actually a thing, but it should be. We're a group of rogue scientists who think that the fundamental forces of reality are not fixed, but rather subject to the whims of a particularly mischievous tea cup.
Our research is funded by the government of a small, yet fiercely proud nation called "Cupria." They're a nation of people who love tea, and we're doing our best to exploit that for scientific gain.
We're currently studying the effects of Earl Grey on the quantum state of a cup of tea. It's a tough problem, but we're making progress.